December 2010
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agony. 
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June 2010
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“Be smart. Be smart. Don’t be stupid. Be smart.”
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May 2010
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“your bf is a fucking hulk. without the green..makes u look like a smurf.” Umm… thank you?  He is a hulk, I will hand you that. But why do I look like a smurf? I almost never wear blue.
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April 2010
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Sex Crimes 2084 →
“I’ve bought this VHS movie a long time ago, during my teenager years. Nowadays, looking again to this movie, it keep me as a good one.”
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March 2010
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Why must all my cries for help look like mere simple gestures, and vice versa?
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Back on the "H"
Oh, Hydroxycut, I know you’re killing me from the inside. But I’m so much more productive and alert. Sorry, kidneys. You’re taking one for the team. 
Mar 22nd
Do you think Mrs. Whipple ever got jealous of all that toilet paper? I mean, we all like to be squeezed. 
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